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"When I was little my mom used to put my hair in pony tails and I was never able to put my hair in ponytails, but as as I got older I realized

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that the elastic bands were really helpful in just slipping my arms through. It was the perfect size. So, I use it for my hairbrush and my

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toothbrush, razors for shaving.

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When people asked me what happened to my hands. I love saying random things. Oh, Pneumonia, or smoking, or anything that

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doesn't make any sense is funny to me.  I am congenital amputee. I am missing both my arms and my right leg. So I was born

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in Sarnia and they told me that my birth defects were due to pollution.